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Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LEO-SMP

bedrock edition, building, cooperative play, Cross-Play, Enhanced Features, enhanced gameplay, Exploration, Geysermc, immersive environment, java edition, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Night Cycle, Platform Unity, smp, Survival, ultimate experience, Vanilla, Viaversion

LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Farms Harvested:	266	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Items Found:	5904	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

action, Adventure, anger, Anime, battle, berserk, consequences, control, emotions, FANTASY, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Manga, Minecraft, power, S-Stop, Server, Shounen, SStop, Supernatural, transformation, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	New Chunks Explored:	503260
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	261
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Animals Bred:	144	Runes Activated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7611
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crops Grown:	1089	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3