so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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