CraftyMcCraftface – Minecraft SMP No. 269636980

ANONYMOUS, Bang, CraftyMcCraftFace, Crime Scene, Dangerous, Dark, detective, Evidence, gunshot, illegal, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 269636980, Police, smp, SUSPECT, Suspense, Thriller, unidentified, weapon

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Villages Defended:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises (bang) and unexpected twists at every turn. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and strike it rich?

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PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	235	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Items Found:	4010
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5822	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Potions Brewed:	184
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mines Excavated:	2924	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Magic Items Found:	7447	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	7050	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	98	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	843334

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Magic Items Found:	5590	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!