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SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8992
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Votes:	190	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Items Found:	3279	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ores Mined:	2694
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	6994
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ores Mined:	8106
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9403	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	4477	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Towns Built:	4	Crops Grown:	6553

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	7

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

Players:	100/500	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	140
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8