CraftyMatrimonySecrets | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop!

Join us if you want to discover the hidden underground bunker where all the villagers hold their secret dance parties, or the mysterious portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly (literally!).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a unicorn for a day. And don’t even get us started on the secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of baby zombies.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and uncover the secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out what your spouse has been hiding from you all this time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Surviving on Java and Coffee: Not Quite Vanilla SMP 1.21.1

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No.	Rule
1	No excessively offensive language
2	No politics or other controversial topics
3	No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4	Do not disturb other players’ property
5	Do not build too close to other players
6	Be respectful to others and be kind!
7	No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes! Simply use the server address provided above to join.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections.

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

A: No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on the server.

Q: How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or on our Discord server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Critter Craze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us and say goodbye to Poppy cringe forever – we have a strict no cringe policy that will make your gaming experience cringe-free!

Imagine a world where smiling critters are your best friends forever – that’s the reality on our server! Our critters are always there to provide you with endless entertainment and laughs. And if you thought that was crazy, wait until you hear about our latest adventure – hopping to the moon! Yes, you heard that right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level by exploring outer space with our critter pals.

But the fun doesn’t stop there – we have epic episodes filled with hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From Rabie Baby, our critter of the thread, to all the shenanigans that go down on our server, there’s never a dull moment here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Towns Built:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Auki Bros Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, auki, auki bros, Automation, bros, brothers, CANDLES, electronic, Future, futuristic, futuristic gadgets, Gadgets, god candle, innovation, mechanical, Minecraft, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Siblings, smp, Technology

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and of course, the chance to obtain the legendary God Candle. Legend has it that this candle has the power to summon AI robots to do your bidding. Imagine having your own personal army of robot minions at your disposal!

But be warned, the path to obtaining the God Candle is not easy. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, outsmart devious traps, and even challenge other players in epic PvP battles. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this powerful artifact.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft master with your very own army of AI robots!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	6249	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GrannyCraftHousingDrama

apartment living, Boundaries, cat posts, family conflict, family dynamics, foster care, GrannyCraftHousingDrama, Heart failure, homeless shelter, homelessness, housing resources, landlord issues, living situation, mental health issues, section 8 voucher, setting boundaries, smoking weed, social services, social worker, substance abuse, trust fund

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of family dysfunction and cat posts galore.

Picture this: a 83-year-old grandma, an ex-trust fund baby mom, and a rebellious 23-year-old trying to navigate life in a world made of blocks. Will grandma kick mom out for drilling cat posts into the wall? Will mom’s weed-smoking antics get them evicted from their virtual apartment? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the heartwarming tale of a family torn apart by section 8 vouchers and reunited by the healing power of cat care. Will grandma’s newfound love for felines save the day, or will mom’s rebellious streak bring it all crashing down?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Will you be the hero who saves grandma’s housing situation, or the villain who lets it all go up in smoke? The choice is yours, but remember: in this world, anything can happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Creeper Cafe Boom!

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6896	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

Character development, cinematic experience, cinematic moments, cinematography, doctor sleep, film analysis, film buffs, film discussion, Film Reviews, Kino, kino scenes, mediocre, mediocre movies, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie enthusiasts, movie scenes, movies, overlooked gems, plot twists, Scenes, smp, storytelling, underrated directors, underrated films

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	98157
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	538

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

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lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.