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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Animals Bred: 20
Star Shards Collected: 263 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Farms Harvested: 225 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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