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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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