CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2121	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	976316	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	146	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	259
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Gods Slained:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ores Mined:	3580	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	5642

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Potions Brewed:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	679605	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

1.20, Active, bedrock, blocks, Casual, collaboration, Community, convenience, Discord, Drama, Elected positions, family, home, like-minded, Mature, Modded, Opera, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, soap, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.