so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 19 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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