so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Gods Slained: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Farms Harvested: 735 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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