so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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