so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Towns Built: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Crops Grown: 1178 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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