so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5043

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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