LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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