CraftyJoyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineGenshinCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the treasure was guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. And let’s just say, our player had some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary potion that turns players into chickens for a day. Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house or mine for resources while clucking around like a chicken! It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and experience the wacky, wonderful world that awaits you. Who knows what crazy adventures and surprises lie in store? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LeftistCommuneMC Server: Join the Revolution!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our leftist hybrid commune and become a master byproduct producer/tailor!

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you’ll be responsible for creating the most fashionable outfits made entirely out of byproducts. That’s right, forget diamonds and gold, we’re all about that rotten flesh and spider eyes couture!

But that’s not all – as a byproduct producer/tailor, you’ll also be in charge of maintaining our communal farm, where we grow only the finest crops fertilized with zombie brains and creeper dust. Trust us, your crops will never taste the same again!

So come join us on our server and show off your unique fashion sense and farming skills. Who knew being a byproduct producer/tailor could be so much fun?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MindBlock Minecraft Server

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava and surviving because you’re wearing a suit made of fire-resistant obsidian. Or team up with your friends to take down a giant mutant creeper that’s terrorizing the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of speedy chickens. And if you’re feeling brave, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm and battle it out with fearsome ghasts and pigmen.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled treasure of the Notchbeard pirates hidden deep within the ocean depths. Argh matey!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlocktopiaSurvival

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special potion that stops you from killing yourself in the game! That’s right, no more falling into lava or getting blown up by creepers. Join us and experience the thrill of knowing you can’t die in the game, no matter how hard you try! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and defy death in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server, bro? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, the other day, this dude Zelenskyy was talking about how russia totally failed to execute their new Kharkiv offensive, but like, who cares about that when you can be playing on this server, right?

join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a potato in the sky. we’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll pee your pants (not really, but like, almost).

plus, the community is like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. so what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FlyingCarCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have FLYING CARS cuz why not?? u can zoom around the map like a boss and show off to all ur friends. plus, the cars are made out of DIAMONDS so u know they’re fancy as heck. we even have a race track where u can compete against other players and win cool prizes like a pet dragon or a magical unicorn. so what r u waiting for?? hop on our server and start flying like a pro!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Farms Harvested:	874
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FutureCraft: No Time for Procrastination

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA STOP PROCRASTINATIN’! WE GOT DA SECRET TO BEATIN’ DA BAD HABIT – JUST BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT DA FUTURE, DUH!

WE GOT CRAZY STORIES ‘BOUT PLAYERS WHO JOINED AND SUDDENLY STARTED FINISHIN’ PROJECTS LEFT N’ RIGHT! ONE GUY BUILT A WHOLE CASTLE IN A DAY, ANOTHER MADE A WORKING ROCKET SHIP TO DA MOON!

SO IF U WANNA KICK PROCRASTINATION’S BUTT, JOIN US AND START BUILDIN’ YOUR FUTURE TODAY! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🚀🏰🌕

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4215
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Modern Chaos: Anarchy Gone Wild! 1.20.4 Java Edition

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Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.
Explore and exploit the nether roof.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any bans on the server?	No, there are no bans on the server. Only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.
Is the server reset ever?	No, the server never resets.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is modern-anarchy.org
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, there are no vanilla-altering plugins on the server.
Is there a world border on the server?	Yes, there is a 3×3 million block world border on the server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3947	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I grew boobs! That’s right, I logged in one day and suddenly I had a pair of glorious man boobs. Join us for the chance to witness this miracle and maybe even grow your own set of Minecraft boobs. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Truth Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where Nashposting is not only allowed, but encouraged! Forget about those other servers where 90% of the players ignore your faggotry – here, we embrace it with open arms.

And guess what? There’s no wolfie here to rain on your parade. Pro and anti Nash posters are all in cahoots and working together to create the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

We promise you won’t have to lend any diamonds to your fellow players, and if you do, they’ll actually pay you back! Plus, if you ever need a break from your significant other, just log on and build yourself a fortress to keep them out.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for spending money on in-game purchases, because on our server, we encourage it! Trade in your virtual car for a dragon mount, buy some enchanted armor, or splurge on a pet creeper – the possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your partner about who pays for dinner.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BrotherlyMansplainNoMore

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values feminism and fights against misogyny? Look no further! Join our server where we don’t tolerate calling professional women “females” because we know the power of words.

Our server is so feminist, even the creepers respect women’s expertise and lived experiences. We don’t mansplain here, we listen and learn from each other.

Join us and be part of a community that stands up against misogyny and educates others about male privilege. And hey, if you need to settle a disagreement with your brother about gender equality, bring him along too! Who knows, maybe a Minecraft building competition will help mend those broken family ties.

So come on over to our server and let’s smash the patriarchy together, one block at a time!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RegretCraft

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Do you regret never joining a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks that shoot lasers, and taming a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely out of cake, where the villagers are actually friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are as common as dirt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ElephantCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where elephants roam free and call each other by name! 🐘🐘🐘

imagine logging on and being greeted by a herd of elephants who are all like “hey dumbo, come join us for a game of minecraft!” 🤣🤣

these elephants are not your average elephants, they are master builders who can create the most insane structures with their trunks! 🏰🐘

you can team up with them to build the ultimate elephant kingdom or challenge them to a build battle and see who can create the most epic masterpiece! 🤯🤯

plus, rumor has it that there is a secret underground elephant disco where they party all night long to the latest hits! 🎶🎉

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wild world of elephants in minecraft like never before! 🐘🎮

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Potions Brewed:	177	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

YamamRescueCraft

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OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIKE YAMAM FORCES RESCUING HOSTAGES FROM GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A HERO AND SAVE PEEPS FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT MAD SKILLS LIKE YAMAM AND WE WILL RESCUE U FROM BORING SERVERS. COME SAVE THE DAY WITH US AND BE A LEGEND. #YOLO #MINECRAFTHEROES #SAVETHEDAY

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1