So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 3698 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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