So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Buildings Constructed: 46 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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