So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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