So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
Chimeras Created: 4 Mines Excavated: 4157
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5294
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Enchantments Applied: 98
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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