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BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	118
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Items Found:	8514
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	253	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	4710
Animals Bred:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Mines Excavated:	1983
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

#1, 006 seconds, 180 million°F, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, clean energy, ENERGY, experimental reactor, Fun, Fusion, fusion reaction, innovation, Milf, nuclear fusion, Plasma, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, scientific achievement, sun simulator, sustainable, Technology, Zone

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	240
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4407
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Villages Defended:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Potions Brewed:	113	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BlockyDadNotBioDad

actual dad, aita, BlockyDadNotBioDad, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, custody, emotions, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, Kid, not telling, parenting, privacy, Proposal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Crops Grown:	8441	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	537	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences, Downfall, downfall in minutes, impulsive actions, instant regret, irreversible choices, irreversible mistakes, life altering decisions, life changing, life ruined in minutes, MinecraftMayhem, Minutes, mistake, quick downfall, rapid decline, regret, ruin, ruined life, self destruction, sudden downfall, tragic events

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

PharaohsVsTrump2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, foreign policy, Gazans, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East Allies, Middle East Diplomacy, Middle East peace process, palestinian refugees, peace negotiations, PharaohsVsTrump2020, Politics, president, Refugee Crisis, regional stability, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is building a wall to keep out the creepers and zombies but insists that egypt and jordan will take in all the gazans instead. it’s a wild ride of politics and block building, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to find. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Egg Heat Cookin’ Party

body heat, collaboration, Cookin, Cooking, Egg, energy conservation, Experiment, food preparation, group activity, Heat, heat conduction, Heat exchange, heat source, heat transfer, human body, Party, PHYSICS., scientific demonstration, space occupation, teamwork, Temperature regulation, thermal dynamics, thermal energy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to be part of a Minecraft server where you can literally cook an egg with your body heat? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got 12 people occupying the same space, creating enough heat to fry an egg in just one day! Join now and be part of this egg-cellent experience! Who needs furnaces when you got human heat, amirite? So come on over and let’s get crackin’!

Sheep Evolution Craft

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, Ancient genomics, ancient populations, animal breeding, animal domestication, animal husbandry, archaeological evidence, Craft, Development, dispersal, domestic sheep, Evolution, evolutionary biology, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, genetic history, genetic research, livestock genetics, Origin, Sheep, sheep breeds, wool production

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

so, liek, dis server is liek, totaly cray cray cuz it has, liek, ancient genomics and sheep and stuff. u can, liek, learn all about how sheep were, liek, created and spread all over da world.

u can, liek, become a sheep whisperer and, liek, communicate with dem in ways no one else can. u can, liek, ride sheep into battle and conquer da land with ur fluffy army.

join dis server if u wanna be da ultimate sheep master and uncover da secrets of ancient genomics. it’s gonna be, liek, totally epic and u won’t regret it, i swear.

Players:	93/700	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Divine Spears Created:	30	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1