CraftyHub: LoanLols | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	147
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	4708

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

#1, 006 seconds, 180 million°F, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, clean energy, ENERGY, experimental reactor, Fun, Fusion, fusion reaction, innovation, Milf, nuclear fusion, Plasma, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, scientific achievement, sun simulator, sustainable, Technology, Zone

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5015	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BlockyDadNotBioDad

actual dad, aita, BlockyDadNotBioDad, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, custody, emotions, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, Kid, not telling, parenting, privacy, Proposal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Potions Brewed:	80	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Farms Harvested:	679
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences, Downfall, downfall in minutes, impulsive actions, instant regret, irreversible choices, irreversible mistakes, life altering decisions, life changing, life ruined in minutes, MinecraftMayhem, Minutes, mistake, quick downfall, rapid decline, regret, ruin, ruined life, self destruction, sudden downfall, tragic events

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

PharaohsVsTrump2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, foreign policy, Gazans, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East Allies, Middle East Diplomacy, Middle East peace process, palestinian refugees, peace negotiations, PharaohsVsTrump2020, Politics, president, Refugee Crisis, regional stability, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	50336	Buildings Constructed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is building a wall to keep out the creepers and zombies but insists that egypt and jordan will take in all the gazans instead. it’s a wild ride of politics and block building, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to find. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Egg Heat Cookin’ Party

body heat, collaboration, Cookin, Cooking, Egg, energy conservation, Experiment, food preparation, group activity, Heat, heat conduction, Heat exchange, heat source, heat transfer, human body, Party, PHYSICS., scientific demonstration, space occupation, teamwork, Temperature regulation, thermal dynamics, thermal energy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to be part of a Minecraft server where you can literally cook an egg with your body heat? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got 12 people occupying the same space, creating enough heat to fry an egg in just one day! Join now and be part of this egg-cellent experience! Who needs furnaces when you got human heat, amirite? So come on over and let’s get crackin’!

Sheep Evolution Craft

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, Ancient genomics, ancient populations, animal breeding, animal domestication, animal husbandry, archaeological evidence, Craft, Development, dispersal, domestic sheep, Evolution, evolutionary biology, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, genetic history, genetic research, livestock genetics, Origin, Sheep, sheep breeds, wool production

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3954	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mines Excavated:	1145	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so, liek, dis server is liek, totaly cray cray cuz it has, liek, ancient genomics and sheep and stuff. u can, liek, learn all about how sheep were, liek, created and spread all over da world.

u can, liek, become a sheep whisperer and, liek, communicate with dem in ways no one else can. u can, liek, ride sheep into battle and conquer da land with ur fluffy army.

join dis server if u wanna be da ultimate sheep master and uncover da secrets of ancient genomics. it’s gonna be, liek, totally epic and u won’t regret it, i swear.

Furry – Block PC/PE server minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, BLOCK, Furry, Gaming, lamp, Minecraft, PC, pe, Platform, Pure Minecraft, Server, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Website, World Map

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Animals Bred:	71
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91

✅ Furry – Block 1.21.x | Without griffrand | Honest survival ✅

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The project in question invites all lovers of real lamp survival in the world of Minecraft. There are no privates and donated equipment, which retains the purity of the vanilla gaming process and provides a healthy economic environment of the server. You do not have to worry about privileges or an unfair advantage; Each of your action will be based solely on your skills and strategies.

The unique advantage of our server is SimplevoiceChat’s voice chat support, which creates an even more comfortable atmosphere for interacting with other players. Now you can communicate with friends in real time, which makes the survival process even more exciting and rich.

For players on the Bedrock platform, our server is available at the following address: IP: Play.furryblock.ru | Port: 26000, which opens up opportunities for a wide audience, regardless of their preferred system.

In addition, we have a website with a world map, where each participant can observe the activity of other players. You can see who is doing what, and not miss the important events taking place in the game world.

Join us to plunge into the atmosphere of pure minecraft, where each of your solutions matters, and your adventures are waiting in the wings.

furryblock.ru

Kino Poses Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, A, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime poses, anime recommendations, anime style, Board, culture, discussion, Entertainment, japanese, Kino, Manga, Otaku, poses, Realm, Thread

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	4929	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate anime showdown, but with blocks and creepers and stuff!

We got waifus building giant mechs, traps set by yandere girls, and epic battles between Naruto and Goku!

You’ll be like living in your favorite anime, but with the power to build your own world and troll your friends with TNT cannons.

Plus, we have a secret hot spring area where you can relax and chat about the latest anime episodes while surrounded by pixelated cherry blossoms.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most otaku-friendly Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyFamBiz Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, Alcoholic, assets, Asshole, Business, CraftyFamBiz, family, furious, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, outcast, Portfolio, real estate, scapegoat, self-deletion, selfish, Server, Shamed, shunned, Siblings, Trust

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and leeches trying to take advantage of your success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!

Players:	97/300	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8