CraftyGreenlandTrump | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	87
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Falling into the Void:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	8874	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9582	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8021	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9028	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mines Excavated:	2373	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Potions Brewed:	190
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

Players:	106/600	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchantments Applied:	172
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3