CraftyGoalter Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and wild adventures waiting for you at every turn.

Join us and embark on a journey to Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you can summon the most epic creatures and battle against the toughest enemies. But be careful, the Singularity Repair Support Campaign is in full swing, so you’ll need to be on your toes to survive!

Need some help planning your next move? Our server has all the tools you need, from Servant Material Lookup to a Coin Calculator that will blow your mind. And don’t forget to check out our Damage Calculator to make sure you’re always one step ahead of the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SisPhoneEnvy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of using a phone with less storage than a potato? Do you want to take photos and videos without your camera quality making them look like they were taken on a potato? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your potato problems!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without worrying about running out of space. Our server is so spacious, you can store all the virtual memories you want without any pesky system files taking up valuable potato space.

And if you’re feeling a bit salty because your younger sister got a better phone at a younger age, don’t worry! On our server, everyone is equal and no one gets special treatment based on their phone quality. Plus, we have virtual iPhones for everyone to use, so you can snap those virtual selfies in style.

So why wait for your parents to replace their phones when you can join our server and upgrade to a virtual iPhone 11 with just a few clicks? Don’t be a potato, join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to potato problems forever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PeriodPalsMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some co-parenting chaos! Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument over parenting decisions.

Experience the thrill of waiting to tell your ex about your daughter’s first period! Will you choose to inform him immediately or wait for your daughter to do it herself? The choice is yours in this exhilarating Minecraft world.

Join now for a chance to navigate through passive-aggressive messages, one-sided decisions, and accusations of manipulation. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate co-parenting adventure in Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCommiesMC

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so, like, u kno how russia is all like, “we make list of unfriendly countries”? well, dis server is like dat list, but for minecraft! we target moralty, like, if u not nice to ur fellow players, u get banned! but don’t worry, we also have, like, epic builds and mini games and stuff. plus, we have secret russian spies watching u at all times, so u better be on ur best behavior! join now for a wild ride of fun and spyness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Point Clarity

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hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, have we got the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u some outrageous reasons why:

1. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone!

2. our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who died in a tragic lava accident. if u see him, be sure to say hi and maybe he’ll give u some extra loot!

3. we have a giant chicken that roams the server, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. just be careful, he’s a bit peckish!

4. our admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes in exchange for rare items. just be careful what u wish for, u might end up with a pet creeper!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server around! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

What is the IP for BLAST Premier Minecraft Server?

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BLAST Premier is a global esports tournament series featuring top teams from around the world competing in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Founded in 2019, the tournament is known for its innovative format and high production value, drawing in millions of viewers across various streaming platforms. BLAST Premier has quickly become one of the premier events in the CS:GO competitive scene, offering substantial prize pools and showcasing some of the best players and teams in the game.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LAGLAND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Lagland Survival server!

Lagland Survival is a semi-vanilla, comfortable and cozy server. On our project you can relax, have a good time with your friends, and also do your favorite thing, from creating grandiose buildings to battles with other players.

Supported versions – JAVA from 1.21 to 1.21.1Our IP is mc.laglad.ruOur website is laglad.ru

The dimensions of the upper world are 30,000 by 30,000Dimensions of the lower world – 20,000 by 20,000Edge dimensions – 20.000 by 20.000

What are our advantages?· Freedom of action, but some rules still need to be followed· Circular economy and the presence of an auction· Clan system· Buddy system

From us you can purchase a donation, which in general does not violate the vanilla nature of the game and its presence will make your gameplay a little easier.

Upper world wipes are rare, i.e. once a year – once a year and a half, or for technical reasons where a wipe is inevitable. We will definitely move all your buildings. And in the lower world and the region, wipes are carried out as the cards become clogged.

On our server there are not and will not be any unbalanced teams (optics, creative, mute, kick, ban teams, etc.). Only the administration, as well as proven and high-quality moderation, have such advantages.

Our administration is as loyal and responsive to players as possible, will help at any moment and will do everything to ensure that players enjoy their time on the server.

Join our friendly community!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Townscraft: Where pigs fly and diamonds rain, for a community of mining maniacs, bonus, no creepers!

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Server Name	Townscraft
Overview	Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.
Quick Links	Rules, Discord, Photo Gallery, Video Trailer
In-Depth	Whitelisted SMP with a focus on town-building and community events, tight-knit community, all types of players welcome, vanilla experience, honor and trust, secure and thriving community, long seasons, community events
Application	Join Discord to apply

FAQ

1. Can I join the server without applying?

No, you need to join the Discord community and follow the application process to join the server.

2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on Townscraft?

Yes, you can find the rules document in the Quick Links section. Make sure to read and understand the rules before joining.

3. What kind of community events does Townscraft host?

Community events can vary but may include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming events.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, the server has protection measures in place to prevent theft or griefing. Your creations are secure on Townscraft.

5. How long are the server seasons on Townscraft?

The first season lasted 20 months, and the second season lasted 30 months. The server is currently in its third season.

6. Can I play as a solo player on Townscraft?

Absolutely! You can choose to join an existing town, create your own town with friends, or play as a solo adventurer exploring the vast landscapes.

7. What is the server’s stance on mods and plugins?

Townscraft aims to maintain a vanilla experience by not having towny or claims plugins. The server focuses on player interaction and community building within the vanilla Minecraft gameplay loop.

8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

If you need assistance or have any questions, feel free to ask in the Discord community. The friendly community and dedicated staff are there to help you.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Drop Her Free OF Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tranny’s Free OF, rumored to hold the key to unlimited diamonds and rare loot. But beware, the journey is not for the faint of heart as you’ll encounter deadly mobs, treacherous traps, and maybe even a dancing llama or two.

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	63
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Woke Minecraft SMP: Is Foot Fag Pandering Cool?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest place to be! We have a strict “no footfag pandering” policy because we believe in equality for all body parts. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their adorable but deadly army of llama warriors. Join us if you dare, but beware of the llama uprising!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NephewDebtReckoning Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of lending money to your nephew, only to have him ghost you for two years straight! Will he ever pay you back? Will you have to resort to in-game extortion tactics to get your virtual cash back? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of confronting your nephew in-game and demanding your money back like a true boss. Will he finally cave and start making those sweet, sweet payments? Or will he continue to dodge you like a pro Minecraft player dodges creepers? The choice is yours!

Join our server now and get ready for the most intense family drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a loan shark’s paradise!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	835	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DisabilityCraft: No Guilt Dates!

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Are you tired of boring karaoke nights where the only drama is who sings off-key the most? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Picture this: a wheelchair-bound player named Warren who will stop at nothing to win your heart (or at least a date). He’ll offer you virtual drinks, flirt shamelessly, and even pull the disability card to try and woo you. Will you accept his advances or shut him down like a pro?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about ableism, social norms, and the ethics of rejecting someone in a virtual world. Will you be the voice of reason or the instigator of chaos?

Join our server now and experience the wildest social experiment since that time someone built a rollercoaster out of TNT. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable decision-making. Don’t miss out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HackLifeSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of a place where you can build epic structures, battle dangerous mobs, and prank your friends with TNT traps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their crazy antics and epic builds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure that only the bravest players can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that will lead you to a land of infinite riches and danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	3318
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RedditRageCraft

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Have you ever seen a llama riding a creeper while doing the floss dance? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From giant chickens terrorizing villages to pigs flying on jetpacks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Alien Abductions:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GeorgianGamerz Minecraft Server

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lol so like this minecraft server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz like the president of Georgia is blasting the ruling party for being too pro-Russia, like what even is that?! u gotta come to our server cuz we’re all about that anti-Russia vibe, we even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down all the pro-Russia players, it’s wild man. plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, it’s like a magical wonderland. so come join us and let’s overthrow the ruling party together, one block at a time. #downwithRussia #MinecraftRevolution

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Animals Bred:	47	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UNcraftyNetty’sWorld

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3428	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.