CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Craft Craze

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Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Potions Brewed:	126
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	New Chunks Explored:	29460
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Emeralds Found:	5326
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

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Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6782	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

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Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crops Grown:	7875
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

1b1t.xyz

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1b1t

The anarchy server created for people who don’t want to follow any rules. be creative, create chaos and more. Join 1b1t NOW.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/BwyK2VWwGW

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Banana Split [SMP] – Because Minecraft is just one big fruity adventure… with a side of sandwiches!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond based
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	2 months old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes
What is the average age range of players?	Lower 20s but has a wide range
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Psyop Just Dropped Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a magical land filled with talking creepers and dancing villagers.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the implications…muahaha!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Surprised Hasbro Didn’t Sue Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional lawsuit threat from Hasbro! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is so epic that even Hasbro couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our creations. They tried to sue us for copyright infringement when they saw our giant rainbow unicorn statue made entirely out of wool, but we just laughed it off and kept building.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next target of a ridiculous lawsuit from a toy company. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NeverGonnaSayThat Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a chicken suit. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their mad kung fu skills.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king or queen of the server and rule over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a potato. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineNSFWSecretCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and NSFW action happens! Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets in a safe and judgment-free environment.

Our server is like a virtual red light district, where players can let loose and indulge in their wildest fantasies. From building giant phallic structures to organizing strip mining competitions, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host regular NSFW events like the infamous “Hot Tub Party” where players can gather to relax, chat, and maybe even engage in some steamy roleplay. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Nude Skin Contest” where players can show off their most revealing Minecraft skins for a chance to win some naughty prizes.

So if you’re ready to embrace your NSFW side and join a community of like-minded players, come on down to our server and let the debauchery begin! Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door and get ready for a wild ride.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LebCraft: Next Phase Begins!

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so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da next phase starting in lebanon or sumthin??! global pleas against a ground op??! pshhh, who needs dat when u can join our server and build ur own ground op of epic proportions!! we got crazy battles, insane builds, and u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet with a propeller on top!! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride, join now and be part of the madness!! #minecraftmadness #llamabattles #diamondhelmetpropeller

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”