CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

Adopted, aita, BADGES, Brownies, Caucasian, childhood memories, ChildhoodOffenseCraft, embers, favorite childhood things, happy memories, name change, native american, offensive, proper name, racial slur, Redskins, Sash, Team Building, Uniform, Washington Commanders

Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

Asia, border crossing, controversy, cross country journey, current events, defector, Desperation, Escape, Hardship, immigration, international relations, Life, news headline, North Korea, NorthKoreaBusHeist, political asylum, refugee, return home, south korea, Trauma, Village bus

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Spongebob No Square Pants

animated, cartoon, Character, children, comedy, funny, humor, long tail tag, Nickelodeon, pants, Popular, sea sponge, spongebob, spongebob squarepants, Square, square pants, tv show, Yellow

Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

1 k, atoms, Chill, Cool, Cooling, gas, GROUNDBREAKING, innovation, journal Nature, laser technique, low, new, Paper, PHYSICS., Positronium, positronium atoms, research, researchers, Science, study, Technique, Temperatures, University of Tokyo

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Do whatever vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Faction, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	6548
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Craft Craze

Adventure, Alliance, Bedwars, challenge, Combat, Conquer, CraftCraze, Crafting, dynamic, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Heart, LifeSteal, Mining, player, PvP, Rivalry, Survival, Thrilling, THRIVING, Wilderness

Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

Let me know if you want any adjustments!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

cable management, comfortable gaming station, customizable gaming station, dual monitor setup, ergonomic gaming station, Gaming, gaming chair, gaming controller, gaming desk, gaming environment, gaming headset, gaming keyboard, gaming laptop, gaming monitor, gaming mouse, gaming pc, gaming peripherals, gaming room, gaming setup, ideal, ideal gaming station, LED lighting, Minecraft, Server, Station

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

ame, Ame doko, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, doko, emotional pain, finding happiness, Healing Process, life purpose, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, reason to live, Sadness, seeking help, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

Black, BlockPartyBroExcluded, brother, Communication, consequences, dangerous plans, Desperation, exclusion, family, Friends, friendship, Graffiti, intervention, Police, Race, reckless behavior, Safety, Siblings, supervision, Trouble, white area

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	169	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2316
Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	189
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

Accomplishments.., Adventure, balance, blocktopia, Connection, Contentment, Contribution, Crafting, experiences, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, Meaning, Passion, purpose, relationships, self improvement, spirituality

Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

133000, Armed Forces, Army, autumn, conscription, CraftyPutinsArmy133K, Defense, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, Military, national security, orders, putin, Recruitment, russia, russian federation, servicemen, soldiers, Troops, Vladimir Putin

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	116	Void Gems Collected:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

Adventure, civility, Claims, commands, Discord, discord invite, disrupt, Economy, Enchant, FTB, Griefing, heal, Lag, MONEY, OPERATIONs, Ranks, rules, seattle, Sky9, Skyblock, Spawn, Voting

Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

1b1t.xyz

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1b1t

The anarchy server created for people who don’t want to follow any rules. be creative, create chaos and more. Join 1b1t NOW.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/BwyK2VWwGW

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Banana Split [SMP] – Because Minecraft is just one big fruity adventure… with a side of sandwiches!

#addons, active members, Adventure, Armor stand arms, average age, banana, big, Cheating, dedicated members, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fruity, Griefing, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, new players, Playerheads, rules, sandwiches, Server, Side, smp, SPLIT, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond based
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	2 months old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes
What is the average age range of players?	Lower 20s but has a wide range
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.