CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PixelPeenPurge

aging, body image, Boundaries, Communication, emotional reactions, husband, Insecurity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, nude photos, past gifts, personal boundaries, PixelPeenPurge, postpartum, Reassurance, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

Accountability, Court, courtroom, criminal, Fairness, History, Honesty, Integrity, judgement, Justice, law, Legal System, lie, NoLiesCourthouse, person, prosecute, punishment, testimony, TimeTravelerSMP, trial, Truth, Witness

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RoommateCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

Adventure, classic, Community, Creative, Enchanting, Exploration, FANTASY, Journey, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mythical, No Donations, No Dupe, No Registration, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher, world

The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	461	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Stand Up Minecraft Server

75 years, achievement, anniversary, beacon of hope, celebration, China, Colony, Development, Evolution, future prospects, growth, History, inspiration, milestone, Minecraft, perseverance, progress, resilience, Server, Stand, success, transformation, war-torn

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1208

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

#my hero academia, Academia, Anime, artwork, Character, Comic, Commission, COSPLAY, Creative, critique, design, FANART, Feedback, Hero, Heroes, illustration, japanese, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, Opinions, review, SHONEN, smp, Superpowers, Villains

Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Potions Brewed:	108	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

Downtime, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community response, gaming consoles, gaming culture, gaming downtime, gaming downtime activities, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming updates., online gaming, PlayStation, PlayStation crash, PlayStation crash aftermath, PlayStation issues, playstation network, PlayStation outage, PlayStation outage impact, PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP, video games

Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockBuster100

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Britons, charters, Citizens, Crisis, emergency, evacuation, Flight, Government, International, Leave, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Overseas, repatriation, Safety, Server, stranded, Support, travel, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LebCraft: Ground Ops!

Conflict, ground, ground operation, hezbollah, intervention, Israel, Israel military, Israeli army, Israeli forces, Israeli intervention, Lebanese border, lebanon, Lebanon conflict, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon operation, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military Action, operation in Lebanon, Ops, SECURITY, War

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

Ame Neo-Graduation Edition, Dynmap, how to install, Minecraft, minecraft server, Play, Previous thread, Server, server ip, Speed King 5, Tag Picker, Tako Gacha Banner 4, Terrain, Upcoming Events, virtual, VT, Website, ybc, Yubicraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, colombia, CONO SUR, cono sur general, CraftyCono, csg, ecuador, Gaming, Gaming Community, hilo con sombrerito, Latin America, Minecraft, Paraguay, peru, smp, south america, Spanish-speaking, Uruguay, Venezuela, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8954	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

Adopted, aita, BADGES, Brownies, Caucasian, childhood memories, ChildhoodOffenseCraft, embers, favorite childhood things, happy memories, name change, native american, offensive, proper name, racial slur, Redskins, Sash, Team Building, Uniform, Washington Commanders

Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

Asia, border crossing, controversy, cross country journey, current events, defector, Desperation, Escape, Hardship, immigration, international relations, Life, news headline, North Korea, NorthKoreaBusHeist, political asylum, refugee, return home, south korea, Trauma, Village bus

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Spongebob No Square Pants

animated, cartoon, Character, children, comedy, funny, humor, long tail tag, Nickelodeon, pants, Popular, sea sponge, spongebob, spongebob squarepants, Square, square pants, tv show, Yellow

Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.