CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Do whatever vanilla

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Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2708	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Craft Craze

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Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

Let me know if you want any adjustments!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7077	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7713	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	3064	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

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Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

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Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7538
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

1b1t.xyz

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1b1t

The anarchy server created for people who don’t want to follow any rules. be creative, create chaos and more. Join 1b1t NOW.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/BwyK2VWwGW

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Banana Split [SMP] – Because Minecraft is just one big fruity adventure… with a side of sandwiches!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond based
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	2 months old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes
What is the average age range of players?	Lower 20s but has a wide range
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Psyop Just Dropped Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a magical land filled with talking creepers and dancing villagers.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the implications…muahaha!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Surprised Hasbro Didn’t Sue Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional lawsuit threat from Hasbro! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is so epic that even Hasbro couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our creations. They tried to sue us for copyright infringement when they saw our giant rainbow unicorn statue made entirely out of wool, but we just laughed it off and kept building.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next target of a ridiculous lawsuit from a toy company. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4950
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.