CraftyDisaster | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	675
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Potions Brewed:	150	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Digging4Diamonds

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	894799	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WakeUpCraft SMP

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Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

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lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Animals Bred:	72

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

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Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Items Found:	4842	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	194	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

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Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Towns Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Love Letters Sent:	18	Potions Brewed:	72
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	970	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2