Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, only to realize halfway down that you forgot to equip your elytra? Well, if you’re the kind of player who loves living life on the edge (literally), then you need to join our server ASAP.

We’ve got more explosive creepers than you can shake a stick at, and our lava parkour course is guaranteed to make you rage quit at least once. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will be there to laugh at your misfortune and offer you a virtual bandaid for your bruised ego.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield, come join us and see just how many times you can die in the most ridiculous ways possible. Just remember, we warned you.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 15
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Endless Night Skies: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 724363 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Emeralds Found: 7158
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 8770
    Gods Slained: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magic Items Found: 1418

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Villages Defended: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mines Excavated: 4098

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mines Excavated: 1039
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Potions Brewed: 73 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5666 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Meteorite Armor Created: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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