Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are so last season? Well, look no further because our server is so futuristic that it’s not Dattover yet! Join us for a wild ride through dimensions and shapes that will blow your mind.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build the final shape of your dreams. Want a house shaped like a giant taco? Done. How about a castle that looks like a unicorn? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with patches that will keep you on your toes. Patch 8.0.0.1 includes new mobs like flying pigs and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you defeat them.

Need resources? We’ve got you covered. Use our Destiny Item Manager to organize your loot, or check out our Armor Picker to create the most stylish outfits in the game. And don’t forget to visit the Gunsmith for all your weapon needs.

Join our clan and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. We’ve got spreadsheets for days that will help you master TTK, buffs/debuffs, DPS, and more. Plus, our API will give you all the stats you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Prev players are already raving about the insanity, so don’t miss out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 9567 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Love Letters Sent: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

    Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

    But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Mines Excavated: 3865
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Falling into the Void: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

    Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

    Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Towns Built: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

    Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!
    Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

    So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Chimeras Created: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Farms Harvested: 446 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

    Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

    Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!

    StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and plenty of surprises.

    Imagine a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Creeper Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you must survive waves of undead mobs with only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?

    SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 70 Dragon Eggs Found: 9324
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!

    Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!
    Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.

    So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure
    Oh, you know, just the usual – mining diamonds, fighting off creepers, and trying not to get eaten by zombies. But hey, it’s all in a day’s work on our epic Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve, and having epic battles with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons.

    But the best part? Our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always willing to trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the llama overlords guide you to victory!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 298 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!

    LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were busting out dance moves. And guess what? They joined in and became the best dancer in the whole blocky universe!

    But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition

    Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Reverie is here to save the day! This server is so epic, it’s basically the best Cold Steel game you’ll ever play.

    Join us for some wild adventures where you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance battles. Can you out-dab the mighty Blocky Bob?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Reverie now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 78 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!

    OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!
    Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving off of ramen noodles and dreams of a better life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unlock the secret to landing that coveted office job. With our virtual office simulations, you’ll be climbing the corporate ladder in no time.

    Forget about your dusty old degree, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a dream. Build your own virtual office tower, complete with cubicles, water coolers, and even a virtual boss who won’t yell at you for taking too many bathroom breaks.

    So say goodbye to NEETdom and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join our server today and start your journey to financial independence and a not-so-shitty apartment!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • “Oops, I Broke It Again” Minecraft Server

    “Oops, I Broke It Again” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built dungeon filled with evil bunnies and killer sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing zombies – they’re known to throw epic raves that last for days.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PakistaniCraft: Brits Should’ve Just Played Minecraft Instead

    PakistaniCraft: Brits Should’ve Just Played Minecraft Instead
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Pakistan never existed because the Brits were too busy playing Minecraft to bother with colonialism! Build your own empire without worrying about pesky historical boundaries getting in your way. Who needs Pakistan when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Come join us for a truly alternate history experience that will have you laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Plus, rumor has it that the Queen herself logs on to play incognito – can you spot her in game? Join now and let’s rewrite history, one block at a time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixelated Puns ‘n’ Fun Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Puns ‘n’ Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your humanity? Look no further, because our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about yourself!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of roleplaying gone wrong. Build your dream world, only to have it destroyed by chaos-causing players who are just like you. Dive into forbidden ERPs and witness the insanity unfold as you try to navigate relationships with characters who may or may not be real people.

    But wait, there’s more! Create a furry femoid character and watch as your life spirals into a whirlwind of weird shit and questionable love interests. Will you find true love, or will you be constantly on edge, wondering if it’s all just a game?

    Join our server now and lose your humanity in the most outrageous ways possible. And remember, you’ll never be a woman – but you can be anything else you want to be in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Crops Grown: 1571 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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