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CraftyCOVIDKremlin

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So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Block-Opioid Side Effects

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

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Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2+ years
Events	Events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Features	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Java Version	Java v1.19.3
Custom	Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord for more info!

FAQs

1. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

2. What kind of events are held on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	187
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	9536	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Arab Boys Minecraft Server

acceptance, arab, Arab boys, assimilation, Boys, Community, culture, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, Foreign, Identity, integration, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, perceptions, prejudice, relationships, Server, society, Stereotypes, tolerance, Traditions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

family conflict, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, future husband, hypocritical, Marriage, mother-in-law, stepdad, StepdadWeddingDramaCraft, Stepfather, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Skillz4Blocks

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Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

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so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mines Excavated:	4634	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Train Escape Fun Land

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yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Tipsy Pixel Party

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so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	New Chunks Explored:	257962
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9075
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	4403
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ores Mined:	9888

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

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Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	164
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2