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CraftyCOVIDKremlin

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So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Block-Opioid Side Effects

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3337
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

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Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2+ years
Events	Events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Features	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Java Version	Java v1.19.3
Custom	Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord for more info!

FAQs

1. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

2. What kind of events are held on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7720	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Arab Boys Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4063
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

family conflict, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, future husband, hypocritical, Marriage, mother-in-law, stepdad, StepdadWeddingDramaCraft, Stepfather, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5597	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Skillz4Blocks

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Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	280
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

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so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Train Escape Fun Land

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yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3682	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crops Grown:	4369
Potions Brewed:	194	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Tipsy Pixel Party

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so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Animals Bred:	62
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

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Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	250	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4