CraftyDadGaySon | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	78	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	6886
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mines Excavated:	3797	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyMind

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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
New Chunks Explored:	855141	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

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Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	72	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	192
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.