CraftyCritics | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoCamGymBan

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Are you tired of getting kicked out of gyms for trying to film your epic workout fails? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all the filming you want! That’s right, you can document every embarrassing moment as you try to build your dream castle or battle creepers in the wild. Plus, we have a special “No Judgement Zone” where you can show off your pixelated muscles without fear of being kicked out. So come join us and let your inner gym rat run wild in the virtual world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RedLineCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel crossed all red lines, we be crossin’ all dem red lines too, but in Minecraft! join us cuz we got crazier attacks than Israel, we be blowin’ up dem creepers like nobody’s business. come join us and be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, we be makin’ history every day on this server. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin’ like that. so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Potions Brewed:	118
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Redstone Revolution

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Yo, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like Russia’s war dead, but instead of facing a ‘meat grinder’, you’ll be facing epic mobs and challenges! With over 70,000 players already on board, you know it’s gonna be lit!

Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!

Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Gut-Brain Connection: Minecraft Madness

brain axis, brain health, Connection, Crafty, depression, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, GutBrain, holistic health, literature review, madness, mental health, Mental Wellness, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiota, Minecraft, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, probiotics, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, Psychobiotics, serotonin

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the power of psychobiotics in depression! That’s right, we’ve got a modern approach through the microbiota-gut-brain axis that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Farms Harvested:	777	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Beeper Buzz Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave your enemies paralyzed with fear? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hezbollah shaking in their boots and paranoid like never before. Join us and be part of the epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WhippedCreamPrankster Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a prank war between siblings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some crazy antics and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RegretfulReject

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Falling into the Void:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4529	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoobToPro Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a thriving community of players who all embrace their inner chicken and strut their stuff around the virtual world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MinecraftManiaTV

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What’s one TV show everyone should watch? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time watching boring old TV when you could be joining our epic world of blocky adventures and craziness? Trust us, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other shows. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Market Ancestor CoV-2: Global Match

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so like, you know how the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 is linked to the Huanan market? well, guess what? our Minecraft server is like the global common ancestor of all servers! it’s where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together.

join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Animals Bred:	71
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Scrambled Eggs – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads
Community	40 members from around the world, aged 16-25
Seasons	Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months
Joining Requirements	Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience

FAQ

Why Join Us?

Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Joining Requirements?

Discord account is required for server announcements and communication
Players must be 16 or older
Building experience is preferred for player applications
Having a microphone is optional

Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!

Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mines Excavated:	4090