Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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