Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Alien Abductions: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 3223
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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