Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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