Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Runes Activated: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Void Gems Collected: 13 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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