CraftyCrimeWitnesses | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Votes:	8567
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Players Killed by Monsters:	7097
Mines Excavated:	4018	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6422	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	2598

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dragon Eggs Found:	1481
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Towns Built:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

CelebCraft: 3StarReviewLOL

3StarReviewLOL, cameo, CelebCraft, CELEBRITY REVIEW, clarification, Communication, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, entertainment industry, holiday message, honest review, message response, misunderstanding, online interaction, Personal Message, Prompt, social media, unique video, video content, video request

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old celebrities who can’t even follow a simple request on Cameo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized greeting from their favorite characters!

Imagine logging in and seeing Steve from Minecraft wishing you a happy birthday while riding a llama, or Herobrine telling you a joke that will make you laugh for days. Our celebrities are dedicated to making your experience unforgettable, even if they sometimes forget to follow the prompt.

Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unique videos that will make you question reality. Who needs real celebrities when you can have virtual ones who actually listen to your requests? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interact with your favorite characters in the most hilarious way possible!

FicCharSwapMCSMP

Alternate Reality, book character, daydream, different perspective, dream job, dream scenario, Escape, exciting adventure, FANTASY, favorite character, FicCharSwapMCSMP, fictional character, imagination, magical experience, movie character, role reversal, storybook character, swap lives, temporary change, TV character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

OMG guys, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you can totally swap lives with any fictional character for a day! Like, imagine being Spongebob Squarepants and living in a pineapple under the sea, or being Harry Potter and casting spells all day long. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride on a flying llama while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this server.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ultimate meme lord of the Minecraft world. YOLO, amirite?

GiftGriefCraft

awkward conversations, Communication, expressing gratitude, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift giving etiquette, gift giving tips, gift receiving, GiftGriefCraft, Honesty, lying.., opinion, receiving gifts, receiving presents, relationships, showing appreciation, social etiquette, tactful responses, telling the truth, thoughtful gifts, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real life gift-giving and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us if you want to avoid those cringy moments when you receive a gift you absolutely hate. On our server, you can simply build a giant statue of yourself holding a sign that says “Worst gift ever!” and watch as your friends laugh and applaud your honesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gift Goblin, a mischievous creature who steals bad gifts and replaces them with diamonds and rare items. So if Aunt Mildred gives you another pair of socks for Christmas, just leave them out for the Gift Goblin and see what treasures he leaves in return.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where honesty is the best policy and bad gifts are a thing of the past!

CheesyCraft Redux

Archived Worlds, CheesyCraft, Claims, commands, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom, Development, East Coast, Features, Players, programming, PvE, Quality, quality of life, Quantity, redux, Resold Assets, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Survival, texturing, united states

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

CheesyCraft Redux Server Information

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Survival][PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project with custom features and quality-of-life commands/plugins. We prioritize quality over quantity and offer a unique Minecraft experience. Join us now!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server?

Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy Survival and custom features.

What type of gameplay can I expect?

The server offers a Survival mode with a focus on PvE gameplay.

Are there additional worlds to explore?

Yes, there are Archived Worlds and Resource Worlds available for players to explore.

What sets CheesyCraft Redux apart from other servers?

We prioritize quality over quantity and offer a unique Minecraft experience with custom content and features.

Players:	96/700	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10