CraftyCrimeOilStrike | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tank Girls Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Competition, Cute girls, cute lass, favorite character, Garupan, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, Military, Minecraft, moe, Schoolgirls, Server, TANK, tank battles, tank warfare, team sports, teamwork, world war II

Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

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Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ConcertCraft EarlyExit

Acoustics, Communication, Concert, concert behavior, concert etiquette, concert experience, ConcertCraft, Disappointment, EarlyExit, enjoyment, Expectations, feelings, leaving early, live performance, Music, perspective, PINK, relationships, Support, Understanding, vocal range

Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Emeralds Found:	572	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mines Excavated:	2002
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Creepin’ Normalized

Caution, complacency., CREEPIN, Dangerous, dangerous habits, harmful behaviors, hazardous activities, hidden dangers, Normalization, Normalized, normalized dangers, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, Risk, risk assessment, risky behaviors, Safety, safety awareness, safety precautions, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal norms

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	195	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ElectionFailsMC Server

China, cybersecurity, democratic process, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference warnings, election security, ElectionFailsMC, false election claims, foreign influence, foreign interference, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, officials warn, political manipulation, Propaganda, russia, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlazinBeirutCraft

aftermath, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, Beirut, BlazinBeirutCraft, Conflict, deepfake, Digital, explosion, fiery, Israeli airstrike, Manipulated, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Propaganda, simulation, social media, Technology, Video, viral, War

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

Israel, Jewish aspirations, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish diaspora, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish homeland, Jewish identity, Jewish migration, Jewish nationalism, Jewish people, Jewish religion, Jewish self-determination, Jewish settlement, Jewish sovereignty, Jewish state, Jewish tradition, Jewtopia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Zionism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Farms Harvested:	712
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3863
New Chunks Explored:	450712	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Animals Bred:	148
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyConspiracies

Absurd, alternative facts, cloak-and-dagger, Conspiracy Theory, controversial beliefs, CraftyConspiracies, fringe ideas, government cover-up, hidden agenda., hidden realities, Hidden Truth, mysterious occurrences, outlandish claims, questionable narratives, secret belief, shadowy organizations, skeptical mindset, suspicious events, unconventional theories, underground knowledge, unexplained phenomena

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	289	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, custom fishing, custom leveling system, Friendly, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Land claiming, multiplayer, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, unicorns, Website, zombies

HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

banned, channel restrictions, community guidelines, Content Creator, Gaming, Guidelines, hajime, Live streaming, Minecraft, NoobFree, ONLINE, Platform, Prohibited, restrictions, rules, sanctions, Server, streaming, suspension, terms of service, twitch, video games, VIOLATION

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	351	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Mines Excavated:	2525

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

2025, Analysis, Challenges, Competition, Disappointment, dreams, DREW, Drewbros, Failure, Future, hopes, Improvement, King, KWABOTY, KWABOTY Rankings, Minecraft, predictions, rankings, setbacks, smp, success, Tony, Vince, where did it go wrong

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crops Grown:	1734

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2