So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and forget about all the drama in the world.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They even have a secret society of pufferfish who are plotting to take over the world.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants wishes to all the players? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Lukashenko said he’ll help Ukraine once the war ends, so that’s a bonus, right?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5686 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 187 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SibSquad Minecraft Server

    SibSquad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

    Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

    NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

    SongTroubleMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CelebRageCraft

    CelebRageCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

    One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

    So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5935 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Dimension Hops: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyElectionMCServ

    CraftyElectionMCServ
    come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DonetskMissileMadness

    DonetskMissileMadness
    hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6995 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

    Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    ✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

    ✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

    ✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

    ➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

    ➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Block Busters Minecraft Server

    Block Busters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

    3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

    4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

    SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

    Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

    So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Ores Mined: 7566 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyWeddingGoals

    CraftyWeddingGoals
    Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

    Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

    But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

    So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Star Shards Collected: 256

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RegrettableCraft SMP

    RegrettableCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

    We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Potions Brewed: 190

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • HabitCraft: Life Upgrade

    HabitCraft: Life Upgrade
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and discover how small habits like building a house out of only pink wool or only eating golden apples can make your Minecraft life so much better. Trust us, your in-game character will thank you for it!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself dancing the floss with a creeper or riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and see for yourself!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Enchantments Applied: 169
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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