Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.

2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?

3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested: 214 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • GeoPolitik: Where countries go to war over who gets the last diamond pickaxe! Join our chaotic world today!

    GeoPolitik: Where countries go to war over who gets the last diamond pickaxe! Join our chaotic world today!

    Welcome to Geopolitik!

    Feature Description
    Minecraft Version 1.20.x
    Minecraft Platform Java
    Server IP soon
    Server Link https://discord.gg/M4ntu49H3a
    Dynamic Map (DynMap) soon

    FAQs:

    What is Geopolitik?

    Geopolitik is a 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Towny, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, and interaction.

    What plugins does Geopolitik have?

    Aside from Towny, we have a few other plugins to enhance the experience.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChunkyLoveCraft

    ChunkyLoveCraft
    Are you tired of being surrounded by skinny minnies in the dating world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who have indulged in all the weight loss drugs they can find! That’s right, if you’re looking for a partner who’s been on a strict diet of diet pills and appetite suppressants, then this is the server for you!

    Join us and meet fellow players who have shed pounds faster than you can say “blocky body transformation.” Who needs a gym membership when you can just pop a pill and watch the pounds melt away while you mine for diamonds?

    So come on over to our server and find love with someone who’s lost more weight than they can count! Who knew that weight loss drugs could lead to a whole new world of dating possibilities in Minecraft?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bonanza: The Lewd VR Edition #1917

    Blocky Bonanza: The Lewd VR Edition #1917
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #1917! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, because we take gaming to a whole new level.

    Join us for the Faggot Cat Edition, where anything goes and the avatars are as lewd as they come. We’ve got anime models, tech resources, and even a furry thread down the block for those who like it extra spicy.

    Need a guide to avatars utilizing the VCC? We’ve got you covered. Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings. And for those who like to live dangerously, we’ve got a whole slew of other resources for you to download at your own risk.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got events coming up that will blow your mind. From SexOP templates to tier lists, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, what happens in /vrlg/, stays in /vrlg/.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Terra Noh-Va: For Oldies but Goldies! No square dancing skills required. Only mature raiders welcome. Temporary grandmas abstain. Java drinkers only. No whitelist needed. Community driven rocket ships and candy canes. So much more but so little time!

    Terra Noh-Va: For Oldies but Goldies! No square dancing skills required. Only mature raiders welcome. Temporary grandmas abstain. Java drinkers only. No whitelist needed. Community driven rocket ships and candy canes. So much more but so little time!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description Embark on a journey to Terra Nova 🏰, a vibrant Minecraft server where medieval tales and modern adventures intertwine (1.20.4).
    Features
    • Diamond-driven player economy with 15+ player-operated stores
    • Weekly events including parkour challenges, building contests, and PvP tournaments
    • BlueMap for exploring the world and admiring creations
    • 18+ community focused on kindness and maturity
    • No pay-to-win elements, progression based on perseverance
    Website https://terranovasmp.net/
    Discord https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft does Terra Nova use? Terra Nova currently uses version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.
    Is the server strictly for players 18 and older? Yes, Terra Nova is an 18+ community focused on maturity and kindness.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, Terra Nova does not sell ranks, items, or perks. Progression is based on perseverance and hard work.
    How can I join Terra Nova? You can visit the server website at https://terranovasmp.net/ and join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Brawls: AEW Edition – Where wrestling meets crafting in the ultimate showdown!

    Blocky Brawls: AEW Edition – Where wrestling meets crafting in the ultimate showdown!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match between creepers and skeletons! Join us for the ultimate showdown where players battle it out in epic arenas filled with explosive surprises and crazy challenges. Who needs AEW when you can experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Going Bananas on Vanilla: Prosper SMP! No bananas included. Just Minecraft fun for 16+! 🍌🚫

    Going Bananas on Vanilla: Prosper SMP! No bananas included. Just Minecraft fun for 16+! 🍌🚫

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Community Focus Building a strong and welcoming community
    Discord Server Join Discord Server

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server active? Yes, the server has been active for several years with a dedicated community.
    What games do community members play? While Minecraft is the focus, community members also play a variety of other games together.
    What are the rules of the server? While there are few rules, hackers and griefers are not tolerated. Respect for other players is important.
    Do I need to join the discord to join the server? Yes, all members must join the discord server to join the Minecraft server.
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server using the link provided above, where you will find information on joining the Minecraft server.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Anon’s Failed Minecraft Adventure

    Anon’s Failed Minecraft Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

    Imagine a world where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows. On this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made out of diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild ocelots to even notice?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today! Trust us, this was supposed to be you, Anon.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crazy Crafty Celts Server

    Crazy Crafty Celts Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got three in a row, baby! And guess what? Glasgow is green tonight, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Get the f*ck in here and let’s have a blast together! Who knows, you might even spot a leprechaun riding a unicorn while playing Minecraft. It’s that crazy on our server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyLoser

    CraftyLoser
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

    Join us and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden potato that grants wishes! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain superpowers and be able to turn their enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists while dodging fireball-shooting skeletons. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Off” competitions where players have to build a castle using only pink wool and obsidian blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • 20k Marketcap Minecraft Madness

    20k Marketcap Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring old memecoins that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our marketcap started at a measly 20k, but thanks to our Apu whales, it has skyrocketed to a whopping 440k! That’s right, we have whales named Apu making memecoins for us – how cool is that?

    Join our server and experience the thrill of trading memecoins while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure left behind by one of our mysterious whales. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on tg is popoeth and let the memecoin madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Robo’s Vanilla World: Where robots roam free and nobody needs a whitelist! Join now on Java and Bedrock! 1.20.4

    Robo’s Vanilla World: Where robots roam free and nobody needs a whitelist! Join now on Java and Bedrock! 1.20.4

    Robo’s World Minecraft Server

    Server Overview
    Welcome Message Welcome to Robo’s World! Join me in my Minecraft world for epic adventures.
    Server Launch 4pm CST on 5/15/2024
    Server Rules No stealing or griefing, 100% survival mode

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long have you been playing Minecraft? I have been playing for 12 years.
    When does the server launch? The server launches at 4pm CST on 5/15/2024.
    Are my builds safe on the server? Yes, the world will never be reset, so your builds are safe.
    How can I join the server? Apply on discord: https://discord.gg/pS8dKy85CY

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Banter

    Crafty Banter
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

    Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and epic boss battles that will leave you questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixel Pain Palace: Where Detailed Torture Scenes Come to Life!

    Pixel Pain Palace: Where Detailed Torture Scenes Come to Life!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server offers the most epic and outrageous torture scenes that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

    Join us for a wild ride as we take you on a journey through multiple episodes of intense torture where you’ll have to escape from crazy traps, battle evil mobs, and outsmart devious puzzles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a twisted and thrilling adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • “The Stoned Golem — where even the blocks are high on life! 1.20.1 Semi-Vanilla fun with a community twist and VoicePlugin” (108 characters)

    “The Stoned Golem — where even the blocks are high on life! 1.20.1 Semi-Vanilla fun with a community twist and VoicePlugin” 

(108 characters)

    The Stone Golem SMP

    A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

    Overview:

    Server Features Description
    Proximity Voice Chat Makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends
    Custom Cosmetic Items Large amount of custom cosmetics available
    Crates 4 always available crates and seasonal crates
    Claims Used to protect against griefing
    Toggleable PvP Option to turn PvP on or off
    Graves Receive 3 graves with a 24h timer on death
    Waystones Teleport to activated Waystones for faster travel

    IP & Links:

    IP: thestonedgolem.live

    Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

    Discord

    Dynmap

    FAQ:

    What to expect on The Stone Golem SMP?

    The server runs in Hard Mode and everything is free except for monetary gain through donations. There are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events.

    Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?

    Yes, all features that add or take away from the Vanilla experience can be easily toggled off for those who prefer a fully Vanilla experience.

    How old is The Stone Golem SMP?

    The server is almost 3 years old and has never and will never reset.

    How can I gain access to Crate keys?

    You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.

    Is PvP optional on the server?

    Yes, there is a toggleable PvP option for players who enjoy PvP and those who do not.

    What is the punishment for deaths on the server?

    There are 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for each death, ensuring that there is a consequence without ruining the game experience.

    Are there ways to fast travel on the server?

    Yes, players can use Waystones to teleport to other activated Waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 287

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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