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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 2012
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Towns Built: 1
Gods Slained: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Animals Bred: 189 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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