CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

BlockBlast, bombs, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, Crisis, Force Chief, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, killing, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, Military operations, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

lol come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting bombed is creepers and not innocent people! we got so much chaos and destruction you’ll think you’re in the middle of a war zone, but it’s just us blowing up stuff for fun! plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a hezbollah rocket and launch yourself into the sky like a true chief! join now and be part of the madness, where the only casualties are the ones who didn’t join our server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyQueensThaiLove

acceptance, bill, civil rights, CraftyQueensThaiLove, Diversity, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, LGBT community, lgbtq rights, love is love, Marriage equality, milestone, progressive, same-sex unions, social change, South East Asia, thailand

come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate love and equality just like Thailand’s king!! we have rainbow sheep, unicorn horses, and a dance party every night in the pixelated disco! build your own same-sex castle with your partner and rule over the land like the royalty you are! who needs a crown when you have a diamond helmet?! join now for a chance to win a virtual honeymoon to the end dimension! love is love, even in blocky form!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ozempic Opioid Overdose Prevention Server

chronic pain management, clinical trials, diabetes medication, Drug Interactions, drug safety, health outcomes, Healthcare, lower risk, Medical research, new study, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid overdose, overdose, overdose prevention, ozempic, Patients, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Prevention, public health, Server, study, treatment options

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u feel like u need a shot of insulin? well, this server got u covered! we got a new study that says if u play on our server, u have a 42%-68% lower risk of opioid overdose! who knew blocky pixels could save lives, amirite? so come join us and build ur way to better health while also crafting some sick builds. trust us, this server is the real deal.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

🍑PEACH🍑 | VANILLA | NO PRIVATES AND GRIEFERING Minecraft server

1.16.5, BUILDING REQUESTS, Custom Items, custom mechanics, DISCORD AUTHORIZATION, Economy, Griefing, GUILD BASE, Minecraft, no privates, peach, Plugins, PvP, Server, unique mechanics, Vanilla, voice chat

Peach?

1.16.5 and above

Vanilla server without privates and griefing

PvP by agreement

Discord authorization

Unique mechanics:

When creating a building, if the builder leaves a request, the building will be played by the server, and a custom item or mechanic will be added

Example: a player built a bank – an economy appeared on the server

Built a guild base, a guild appeared, etc.

Important: the building will not be played if it does not correspond to the level of implementation of the requested mechanics

There is a voice chat plasmovoice on the server (installation is optional)

All other items are implemented by plugins, there are already custom items with custom mechanics

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Digimon Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, Anime, beginner’s guide, childhood favorite, Creatures, Digimon, Digital Monsters, Evolution, FANTASY, japanese animation, kids show, Minecraft, Nostalgia, recommended, recommended order, series, Server, starting point, streaming, watch online

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Digimon adventure on steroids!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Digimon hidden deep within the pixelated world. But be warned, these Digimon aren’t your average creatures – they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to battle!

Not only will you get to train and battle Digimon, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese (yes, you read that right).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic Digimon journey. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Wireless Earbuds Minecraft SMP

audio accessories, comfort, convenience, ear health, ear protection, earbud accessories, earbud design, earbud features, earbud protection, earbud safety, earbuds, headphones, long-term use, Minecraft, noise cancellation, Safe, Safety, smp, sound quality, Technology, wireless, wireless audio, wireless devices, wireless earbuds, wireless technology

Are you tired of getting tangled in your wired earbuds while playing Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our server is so advanced that even our earbuds are wireless, so you can game in peace without any pesky cords getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that wearing our wireless earbuds gives you superhuman Minecraft skills. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining dirt to finding diamonds in record time after joining our server. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game with our magical wireless earbuds!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DroneDramaCraft

@strange man, aerial shot, aita, chewing out, Confrontation, drone flying, drone guy, DroneDramaCraft, fenced backyard, Gaslighting, heated moment, justified anger, lying.., pissed off, privacy invasion, privacy violation, real estate listing, remote rural neighborhood, sketchy behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3501	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8