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Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3345	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchantments Applied:	229
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	608456	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Star Shards Collected:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	808
Players Killed by Monsters:	4406	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	6310	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	163	Dimension Hops:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Void Armor Forged:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	108/700	Votes:	4204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Spears Created:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1