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Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	586160
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	71	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Towns Built:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blockheads R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9691
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5746

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1282
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

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Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4986	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Void Armor Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Yubicraft: Where Villagers Trade and Creepers Explode – Join /vt/ for Epic Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Want to see the world in a whole new way? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ and explore the server like never before. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft!

Don’t know how to install or play? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW. You’ll be building and mining in no time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Tako Gacha Banner 3 happening right now, with Tako Gacha Banner 4 coming soon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at our website https://yubicraft.github.io/ and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocktlevania: Where Creepers are the Real Vampires

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Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft server over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for a wild ride where the blocks are made of pure gold, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can party with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	55788	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Star Shards Collected:	106	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

addiction, bedtime, coping mechanisms, coping with no sleep, CREEPERS, future plans, gaming all day, Inheritance, insomnia, internet racism, judgment, late night thoughts, living off inheritance, Meth, NEET, neurotic boss, past my bedtime, sleep deprivation, smoking, underage girls, video games, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4