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LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

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Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Animals Bred:	184	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4106	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7256

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Villages Defended:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	80
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Star Shards Collected:	247
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3