CraftyConspiracies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyBattles

Adversity, blockybattles, Challenging experience., coping mechanisms, difficult situations, emotional resilience., facing adversity, facing fears, Hardship, inner strength, life challenges, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, tough times, Trials and Tribulations

Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3328
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3475
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6654	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1302

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

dream, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamyReMinecraft, Experience, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, lasting impression, Memory, night, Nostalgia, Recollection, Reverie, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vision, vivid

Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	237
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

application, BROKEN, Builders, circle, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, ends, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, forever server, Fun, Infinity, long run., Mods, Player/Mob Heads, progress, RECORD, Server, smp, TP back, TP to home, TP to spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	1238	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	7741
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2