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HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crops Grown:	3458	Players Killed by Monsters:	8343
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9882	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1868
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Zombie Dances:	8

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	3720

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mines Excavated:	3622
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	6871	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3512	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	50	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Emeralds Found:	5683
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Ores Mined:	3209
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	605
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crops Grown:	2999
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Animals Bred:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	171	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	57
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	5272
Holy Grails Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Players:	90/300	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2