CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1714	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crops Grown:	6553	Villages Defended:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2693

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	113	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8867	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Autism Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	204	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Kek Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	85	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyBullyz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5